Testicles.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Anti Joke

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