- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

This sentance contains three errers

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Chuck Norris is dead......

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