A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Who is it?

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Obama being reelected.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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