What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

It says so on your cap.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Tucker Rivera

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what do you call a black guy african american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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