i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

a chinese man pays the full price

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Praise Paisley

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

its funny cuz i laughed!

You

Your mam is so fat.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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