A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Do the roar!

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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OOOOPPS /

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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