knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

It says so on your cap.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

what do you call a black guy african american

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Tucker Rivera

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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