why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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