- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

My children are huge mistakes.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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