"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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