What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Anti Joke

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