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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

YOU

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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