- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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