Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

I like U.............................nicorns :D

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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