robin, get in the car.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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It says so on your cap.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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