- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why? Why Not?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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