- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

you gay?

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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