- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

rocky is here again.......................

world peace

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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