What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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guess what chicken butt

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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