- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Church.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Caroline Kelly.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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