a black guy hates chicken.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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what?

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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test

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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