- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Haha, I get it..

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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