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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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