- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

I was so fat I went on a diet

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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