- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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