- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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