Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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you suck

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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