What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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DEATH.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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