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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

How many light bulbs? 1

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What does two plus two equal? 4

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.