Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

KILL WHITEY

9/11

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

OOOOPPS /

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

It's long!

snowglobe

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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