why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Anti Joke

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