HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Thats what she said

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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