Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Thats what she said

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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