a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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The truth is he loves her!!

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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