- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

your life

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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