- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

I have suicidal thoughts

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

homosexuals are gay

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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