- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Haha, I get it..

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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