- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

ecks! why zee?

But who would want to sell us out and why?

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

soccer

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

I dont have a girlfriend

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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