- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Once upon a time, The end.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Nah

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

flavin's head

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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