- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Come on children, don't dawdle.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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