An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Netflix and chill

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

whats a joke

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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