- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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