Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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