What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Who is it?

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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