- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Stop procrastinating.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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