- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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