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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

I Have a Black Friend

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

whats yellow? lots of things.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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