Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Your face

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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