- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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