Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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