- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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