whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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