- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Mitt Romney

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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