Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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