- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

I'm Batman.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Black people.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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