What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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