Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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women's rights

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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see ya

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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