A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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V I T A M I N C !

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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