what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

whats worse than a kane nothing

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

this is not a joke.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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