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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

2 Penises

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

knock knock come in!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

hashtags suck balls

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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