why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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