What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Do the roar!

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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