- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

So one time there was this woman learning...

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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