- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

A Serbian Film

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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