- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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