- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

if got a joke if fogot it

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Whats In My Trash? Bears

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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