- Anti Joke

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

ur mum

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs