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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

So, this joke isn't funny.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

an athiest walks into a church

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do black people eat? Food.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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