Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Who invented apple? God

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Anti Joke

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