If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Llamaworm

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

HEY!

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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