- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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