- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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