- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Gus's mom

why was the boy sad? because.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Okay.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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