George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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