Where's my tractor?

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KOOKABURRA

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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