Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Do the roar!

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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