- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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