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Justin Bieber.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

The GOV and the WHO?

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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