- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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