why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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you suck

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Who invented apple? God

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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