(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Obama being reelected.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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