Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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