- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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