- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

boys

Black people are the scum of the earth

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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