- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A dog was barking at a tree

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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