What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

It says so on your cap.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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