The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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OOOOPPS /

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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