Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Faithful men.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A black man has a job.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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