What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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This is a joke.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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David Cameron

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Continents are large islands.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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