Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

5 people are walking

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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