- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

THE END.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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