What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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