1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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the WNBA

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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