- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Your mom.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

France had one revolution

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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