- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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