So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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the bible

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Bitch

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Anti Joke

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