What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A Serbian Film

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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