How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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i just pooped that is all!

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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all jokes aside...

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Anti Joke

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