"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Fox News

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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