Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Penis.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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I just drank a cola.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Ken wins!

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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