Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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minorities

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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