How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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