Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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