- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

once you go black your credit goes wack

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

whats worse than a kane nothing

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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