- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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