Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Nick Cannon

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A Sloth runs...

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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everybody loves raymond

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Q

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Lil Wayne

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