- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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