- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

My name is Jeff

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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