How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Q

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Kevin and Ramin

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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