Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Bacon is delcious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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