What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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My mum is called Steve

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Andy Carrol

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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