Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Weed.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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