- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Arrow in the Knee!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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