- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

If youre African, why are you white?

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Compton

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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