- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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