I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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