a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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