A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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retard

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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