- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

YO FACE

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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