- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

The game.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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