Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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eden stop

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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