Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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