- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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