- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

tommy is retared

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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