How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Women can vote? wtf

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I love you

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Your mom

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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