Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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