--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Internet Explorer

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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