- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Do you like apples? Yes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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