- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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