Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Internet Explorer

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

The Joke Below

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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