- Anti Joke

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

politically correct!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.