Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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