I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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