- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Okay, after this one then...

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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