A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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im at school

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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