- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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