- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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