Charles Manson is innocent.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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