- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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