What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Anti Joke

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