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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

A Serbian Film

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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