what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

more like nig!

Im taking a shit right now.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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