- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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