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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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