- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

People Eating Tasty Animals

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

in soviet russia, cow milks you

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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