ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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