What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Ken wins!

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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