How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

more like nig!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Im taking a shit right now.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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