ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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