Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Jellybeans

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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