- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Obamacare

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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