What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Justin Bieber.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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