- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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