- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Koalas mum is a slut

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

the holocaust

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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