Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

France had one revolution

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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