Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

How old are you? 7

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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