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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

what is orange? an orange

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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