- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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