You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Tucker Rivera

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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what do you call a black guy african american

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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