- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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