Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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