- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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