- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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