What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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SBB

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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