A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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No soap radio

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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