- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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