What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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rocky is here again.......................

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Morning wood.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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