i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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go F*** yourself

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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