Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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