Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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speech and debate.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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whats my name? Matt

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Anti Joke

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