Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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baloney sandwich

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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