why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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