- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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