- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Knock knock come in.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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