your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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