man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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