What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Carrot fingers

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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