why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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