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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!