What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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