- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Women's rights.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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