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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

My mum is called Steve

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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