A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Hi

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Refrigerator

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Lets go Yankees

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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