- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

what do gay people eat?? food

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

A woman wears a dress.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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