- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Jebron Lames.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Because she has down's syndrome

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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