Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

The Joke Below

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

You know what's cool? Yep.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Dumb

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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