how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

thumb_up thumb_down -10

My dad

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -10

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Once there was a girl named Andrea

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Arrow in the Knee!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Women's rights...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Homosexualism is so gay man

thumb_up thumb_down -10

penis?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops