What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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