Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Because she has down's syndrome

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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