why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Peas

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

my egg roll

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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