roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Anything involving women..

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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KOOKABURRA

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

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