- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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