EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Your gay

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Anti Joke

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