Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What? Yes.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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