- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

wael.. nuff said

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A sober Irish individual.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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