How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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watch a i d s left

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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