Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Ebola

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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