- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Turkey Balls

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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