- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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