Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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