- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Snooki

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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