A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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