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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Sex education in Texas.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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