A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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