- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Skrillex.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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