whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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WOw you have no life

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Penis

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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