How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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