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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

a irish man walks past a bar

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Homonyms should be band.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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