- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is not a joke.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

this is not a drill.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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