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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What's your guys names?

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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