what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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