A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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