Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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