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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

My mum is called Steve

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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