- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

more like nig!

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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