- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Will nearis is here! Get it

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

asdf

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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