- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

whats black? the colour

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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