The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Neil Lewis

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Are you a tree

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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