Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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The game.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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