A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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boys

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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snooki

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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