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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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