- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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