A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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