- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

what do you call obama a dumbass

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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