- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Seven

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Lindsay Lohan

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

I am very humble.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Joke

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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