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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

I <3 Hitler

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

knock knock come in!

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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