What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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