- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA