Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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