Praise Paisley

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Women's Rights

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

the holocaust

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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