whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

YOLO You only like Oreos

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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